The Doctor’s a WOMAN??????

The 13th Doctor was cast a few weeks ago and it’s Jodie Whittaker, aka A WOMAN, how preposterous and deceitful.

You probably know of the sci-fi hit Doctor Who and you may also know that the Doctor has ALWAYS been cast as a man… From the very first Doctor, we have had many different men bring new things to the role, and it’s been mostly an absolute delight. The companions are often women and fall in love with the Doctor and it’s been the same for ages and when they change things the viewer count goes up but like that doesn’t mean anything because everyone is angry and that’s the truth of the matter.

The thing about sci-fi is, it has RULES. Like the fact that the Doctor has only 13 incarnations… And you can’t simply change those RULES with your new fangled feminism. These so-called “women” think they can take our stuff and make it theirs. It’s not like there are even any female viewers. Honestly, the new Doctor is a travesty and MILLIONS will stop watching.

The fact of the matter is, Jodie Whittaker WILL be terrible, RUIN the genre and set everything on FIRE.

We’ve said it before and we’ll say it again; the Doctor is AN ALIEN, so should be played by AN ALIEN. 

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Obviously, Alan is the best for this.

KIDDING!

This is the most trivial thing ever… Just watch the show and see what happens! Love ya Jodie!

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Five Shows Likely To Be Renewed

If you’re as sad as I am about the cancellation of Utopia, (which if you haven’t seen already, it’s available on Netflix) here’s something a bit more positive; five great shows that will probably get renewed if they aren’t already! (Yay!)

Marvel’s Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. – Admittedly, this one could go either way… Although it’s got mixed reviews for the later episodes, I still really rate this show. It is set in the Marvel universe, featuring a small band of SHIELD agents, including our very own Phil Coulson. The thing about Agents of SHIELD is that it can be a bit of a tossup and may make you lose faith in humanity. Whether that’s a good thing or not is really a judgment call. Okay, Agents of SHIELD can be a hassle to watch and you’re screaming at the TV but the writers did their jobs well of making you fall in love with the characters in the first place. For that, Marvel, bravo.

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Castle – Now, if I was the betting gal, I would bet all of my possessions (because I’m a broke ass student writer who has zero money to gamble with) that Castle will get renewed for another season. Why? Because it’s f**king brilliant. The story follows a mystery novelist and a detective as they solve “unusual crimes” in New York City. The interwoven comedy and satire is so brilliant, it is beyond my capabilities to describe it. Basically, if you like Sherlock, you’ll probably like this too. Heads up if you’re going to binge-watch though, there are seven seasons.

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Once Upon A Time – This is pretty much a sure thing because let’s face it, if you haven’t watched this already, you’re going to. That’s not a threat, it’s a promise. Who doesn’t enjoy exciting new spins on fairy tales? This show is seriously contagious. You see a GIF on Tumblr and next thing you know you’re cramming in “one last episode” at 4am, your essay is long forgotten and you are lying in a pile of empty snack packets. True story.

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Gotham – Yes, Gotham has officially been renewed for a second season, which is super exciting news for my fellow comic book fanatics. If, like me, you have been following along in Britain, you’ll be a little behind our friends across the pond, but so far the first season is everything one could hope for a pre-Batman crime-filled city.  The casting is great, the narrative is top-notch and the character arcs are tantalising – I cannot oversell this show.

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Hannibal – Another personal favourite of mine, Hannibal is a cult classic. It’s based on a character from a novel Red Dragon, but you will most likely have heard of the Dr Hannibal Lecter; the forensic psychiatrist that moonlights as a serial killer with cannibalistic tendencies. This programme will have you all over the place, you’ll be torn between seeing him as a victim or a villain… It’s the perfect thriller-horror series that will keep you in suspense until you just can’t take it anymore and then immediately take you to a place so beyond your understanding that you’ll feel physically sick. You’ll watch it for the sadistic pleasure but you’ll stay because you start to have sympathetic feelings towards a cannibal… Deep stuff.

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So there you go, five shows that you can dig your teeth into and in the near future, you won’t feel the soul-crushing pain of cancellation. Happy watching! 

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Fanatical About The Flash

As an avid DC fan, it’s surprising that The Flash is one superhero that I personally haven’t had a lot of exposure to, here is a take on their current TV series ‘The Flash’ from the point of view of a ‘Flash virgin’.

*SPOILER ALERT: This article will contain spoilers for the latest episodes of The Flash aired in the UK, this may also include theories on future episodes based on The Flash in other media.*

Unfortunately, I missed the opportunity to review the first episode of The Flash as I did with Gotham, so now I thought I would amalgamate all the previous episodes to form what is my understanding of the franchise so far. I haven’t had a lot of exposure to The Flash at all, only 90s TV series, which I don’t really remember. Most people view Aquaman as the ‘lame’ superhero, but as a child, I loved Aquaman and I thought The Flash was lame. Having super-speed as your sole ability always seemed a little less cool than say, Batman, who has no powers at all but is agile and smart, therefore can defeat his foes using his own resources. Having said that, now I’m older, I find it more interesting how in the new series, Cisco and Caitlin are helping Barry do all sorts of things with his speed, so it doesn’t seem like it’s ‘just speed’. I’m writing all of this a lot more personally, simply because I’m new to this franchise, so this is just my take on what’s happening so far.

Firstly I just want to bring your attention to something I did recognise, which I probably shouldn’t have and the only reason I knew this was because of the game DC launched a few years ago, DC Universe Online. In case you’re not aware of this, DC Universe Online is an MMORPG set within the DC comic universe, centring around Gotham and Metropolis. In the game, one of the first levels is a partnership with the Flash (if you choose to be a superhero that is!) against a gorilla with superhuman intelligence called (General) Gorilla Grodd. Some of you may recognise the name, it appeared on a cage that Doctor Wells was contemplating a few episodes ago at STAR labs. From what I gathered about Grodd on DCUO, is that he was a human at one point but he feels that by devolving into an ape he’s gained more than he gained by being a human. His aim is to basically devolve the general populace to their ‘ape form’. Because of the cage, I’m inclined to believe that the genetic work that Doctor Wells mentioned he did alongside (that other guy he killed) may have experiemented on Grodd and therefore caused his superhuman intelligence.

Gorilla Grodd as depicted in DC Universe Online

Gorilla Grodd as depicted in DC Universe Online

Speaking of Doctor Harrison Wells, I had my suspicions from the start of the series that he’s not part of the Flash canon. I googled it and there’s a number of theories flashing around about who he really is, implying that Harrison Wells may be an alias. Some of these theories include him being Flash from the future or a descendant of Reverse Flash (who presumably killed Barry Allen’s mother). An interesting thing to note about Doctor Wells is that he has the ability to see into the future. He asks Oracle (again, something I know because of DCUO) to look for the Flash in future headlines. I say this is interesting because this is something I have a theory about. This isn’t crystal because of how little I know about it and the fact I’ve never actually read about it and only heard of it but I have to mention… The Crisis on Infinite Earths. For those who don’t know, this was a twelve part series of comic books by DC that initially started to celebrate the 50th anniversary, but evolved into a way of correcting the continuity errors that DC were (and still are!) reknowned for. We all know the go to method of rectifying errors in the fantasy genre… Yep, it’s time travel.

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Doctor Harrison Wells

I now bring your attention to the latest episode, The Man in the Yellow Suit… At the very end, we see Doctor Wells looking at a yellow flash suit. So we know that he is a liar but “how so?” is now the question. Cisco mentioned that there were two Flashes, one red one yellow, but the one Wells has is yellow like the man in the yellow suit or Reverse Flash. We saw Doctor Wells get beaten up by this guy, so how is it that he has a yellow suit when the other Flash must be red? My thoughts are that either two Harrison Wells’ exist in the same time stream or one was his past/future self (yes I am focusing my theories on time travel). Or maybe there’s another Flash or even a robotic Flash that Wells controls… Either way I am completely hooked.

The Flash and Arrow

The Flash and Arrow

I also have to mention the Flash vs Arrow crossover episodes, of course. I have to admit that one of the reasons I was apprehensive about before The Flash started was DC taking advantage of crossovers and using them too much in a cheesy way to launch their new show. Arrow is absolutely brilliant and I was initially scared that DC would ruin Arrow in an attempt to make The Flash just as successful. I could not have been more wrong. The crossover was quite tasteful and I enjoyed how Felicity was brought in earlier to create more of a rapport between the characters so it wouldn’t be disjointed in the future. If DC really are planning to eventually create a TV Justice League, I’m actually quite excited to see it.

Overall, I think the series is going really well and it has definitely drawn me in. If you haven’t seen The Flash yet, I highly recommend this series. I sincerely hope it continues to soar to new heights in the new year, along with Arrow.

Gallivanting into Gotham

A look into the first episode of Gotham and how it could build even more into the Batman franchise.

*SPOILER ALERT: This post WILL contain spoilers for the first episode of Gotham.*

The episode starts like every other Batman origin story, Bruce’s parents get shot in an alleyway, there’s the whole pearl necklace/wallet thing and Bruce yells into the sky etc. Cinematically, this part was cliche and it failed to bring anything new. There was just the regular; slow motion pearls dropping to the ground and wide shot of Bruce with his parents dead at either side of him. This is definitely visible in Batman Begins and if you thought about, you could probably trace that scene back further. Nothing new. With such an iconic first scene,one could argue that is was expected to be the same scene we’d all seen before because there’s always the fear of ruining it.

The next part is where it got decidedly more interesting, instead of the jump straight back to Bruce that occurs in almost all Batman spinoffs, we got some real backstory content. What I was most pleased with, was Jim/Barbara Gordon. They are often overlooked in the screen versions of Batman because they act as mainly a periphery to the focus of Batman. We got a glimpse of their home life before they get married and have children and I hope to see more of this chemistry between them.

This gives us real characters with individual stories to tell. Character development is extremely important in shows such as this one, so one can only hope that this high level is maintained throughout the entire series. The juxtaposition of Jim Gordon and in their unruly partnership highlights the theme of conflict even within Gotham’s own police force. This theme is prevalent throughout and will undoubtedly be a focus point in all of the episodes. It was established particularly well, as it is noticeable but also the underlying elements such as Gordon’s other relationships (with Barbara, Fish etc) make for an neat package overall.

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Something that would please a lot of Batman fans was the constant references to known Batman villains. Firstly, the casting is amazing. Though our protagonist Gordon is well cast and delivered the role exceedingly well, one has to nod casting of the villains. Oswald didn’t need constant references to ‘Penguin’; he was recognisable as the character already. The same goes for a few other iconic villains, one that comes to mind is Scarecrow, which may not be apparent to new fans but is particularly prevalent to the built in Batman audience.

Having a child named Ivy was a nice twist, whether or not she will become the Poison Ivy can be disputed. However, seeing as Joseph Gordon-Levitt’s character in The Dark Knight Rises, who was supposed to be a sidekick character to Batman, was called Robin as a nudge to the comic verse. Maybe the same tactic is being used with the character of Ivy, which should make for excellent intertextuality and overlapping or parallel narratives between characters.

Another character that we see at the start, who witnesses the murder of the Waynes and keeps cropping up in unexpected places, is a young nameless woman who possibly could be our first inkling of the character of Catwoman, due to her poise and cat-like qualities.

This episode was a terrific start to the show and if this level of writing and acting is preserved, Gotham will surely become an immense hit with audiences.

Missed the first episode? No problem! Watch it on Demand 5 now!

Link to Pilot Episode of Gotham on Demand 5